BREAKING NEWS: Shell Ice Cream Machine STILL Broken
At this point, I’m convinced the ice cream machine at this Shell is just part of the décor. It’s never worked. Ever. I think it’s actually a performance art piece about disappointment. Want a cone? Too bad! You’ve got a better chance of seeing Bigfoot handing out free sundaes than getting ice cream here.
It’s like they enjoy luring you in with false hope. Gas? Fine. Snacks? Meh. Ice cream? LOL. If I wanted to be let down repeatedly, I’d just text my ex.
Shell, either fix the machine or take it out back and put it out of its misery.