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Shiloh Wilson
May 11, 2025
SureStay Inn in Williams, AZ – Where Time (and Hygiene) Stand Still
If you’ve ever wanted to experience the "charm" of a 1950s roadside motel—complete with carpet that’s seen more decades than you have and a bathroom floor generously decorated with someone else’s "personal grooming remnants" —then boy, does SureStay Inn have a deal for you!
The A/C unit, clinging to the wall by what appeared to be Gorilla Tape and sheer desperation, did little more than provide a convenient entryway for bugs and a sad breeze of false hope. But hey, who needs climate control when you can just marinate in the vintage musk of decades past?
Breakfast was a true "adventure" —rubbery, bagged eggs that could double as hockey pucks, sausages with the structural integrity of wet bread, and a self-serve station that was "serving" absolutely nothing. The pancakes, eggs, and OJ were all MIA, requiring a scavenger hunt to track down an employee who seemed just as surprised as I was that people expected *food* at breakfast.
Sure, it was cheap. But so is a gas station hot dog, and at least "that" comes with the dignity of knowing exactly what you’re getting into. Save yourself the regret—unless your dream vacation includes playing "CSI: Pubic Hair Edition" and dining on despair.
1/10, would not recommend unless you're being actively pursued by the law and need a place to lay low.