Skirted Heifer

Reviews

• JC

  Joshua Christian

  Oct 10, 2025
  1.0
  Arrived at 7:20pm they close at 9 pm, rude as soon as we walked in. I asked for a burger with no ketchup and mayo only, and they absolutely loaded my burger with nothing but ketchup. And no mayo. Only good thing from that meal was the fries. They also shut off the lights me and my friend were sitting at by 8pm. A full hour before closing. Terrible service. Would not recommend. The burger was only cooked on the outside and the inside was fully raw meet. Not a fan at all.
• AC

  Amy Cunningham

  Oct 1, 2025
  5.0
  My daughter and I love coming here. The staff is very friendly and the food was so good. My daughter has some disabilities and Tori tuned in immediately!! From that moment on, she has remembered my daughter’s name and her order. One little gesture like that can change someone’s life. That said, the rest of the Wednesday afternoon staff is AMAZING as well. Helpful, kind and friendly. We are spoiled by the service here!
• MT

  Mar Tina

  Sep 29, 2025
  5.0
  The Skirted Heifer was such a fun and delicious find! The burgers and fries were next-level—juicy, crispy, and packed with flavor. The in-house drinks were a total game changer, making a regular Coke seem boring in comparison. On top of that, the staff was incredibly friendly and helpful, which made the whole experience even better. If you’re looking for a spot that’s different, tasty, and genuinely enjoyable, this place is a must.
• JJ

  Jason Jones

  Sep 27, 2025
  1.0
  The place was filthy, every table inside and outside. I had to ask for the table To be wiped down before I could sit anywhere. There were four people dining and four people working so there is no excuse for the restaurant to be that dirty. Got a glimpse into the kitchen while waiting for the filthy bathroom to open up and it was a greasy disaster. As a French trained chef of 40 years I want the manager to know, THIS IS ALL ON YOU. DO BETTER, ITS YOUR JOB AND YOU FAILED
• BP

  Bobbie Price

  Sep 22, 2025
  5.0
  Skirted Heifer is one of those places that makes you question every other burger you’ve ever had. You take one bite and immediately feel like writing an apology letter to every fast food joint you’ve ever tolerated. “Dear burger chain, I didn’t know any better. Please forgive me.” First of all, the name alone deserves a standing ovation. Skirted Heifer sounds like the name of a punk rock band that only plays at farmer’s markets. But once you’re inside, it all makes sense. They’re not just throwing patties on buns and calling it a day. They are crafting burgers with intention, with attitude, and with that glorious cheese skirt that boldly announces, “Yes, we go the extra mile.” The vibe is casual, confident, and welcoming. You walk in and instantly feel like you belong, even if you're rocking mismatched socks and running on 20 percent battery. It smells like happiness. It feels like summer. And the staff? Friendly in that rare way where you can tell they actually enjoy what they do. The burger itself is juicy, messy, and full of personality. This is not a quick lunch. This is an experience. The kind where you need napkins, space, and a little time to reflect on your choices. The fries are crisp, the sauces are dangerous, and before you know it, you're dipping things that were never meant to be dipped. Skirted Heifer is more than a burger joint. It’s a declaration that food should be playful, over-the-top, and a little dramatic. In the best way possible.