Hunt Brothers Pizza

Reviews

• RL

  Ray Lane

  Jun 18, 2025
  1.0
  🌟 One Star – Only Because Zero Isn’t an Option 🌟 I don’t know what sorcery created this alleged “pizza,” but I’m 99% sure it was excavated from an ancient tomb and slapped into a gas station oven like a cursed relic from a civilization that gave up on flavor. First bite: no sauce. Second bite: still no sauce. Third bite: wait—is this actually a pizza or a repurposed roofing tile with cheese-colored residue? The crust had the texture of aged drywall, and the cheese tasted like it had been emotionally distant since 1987. I wouldn’t be surprised if this pizza was older than Joe Biden, and somehow even more confused about why it’s still here. Flavor? Let’s not kid ourselves. This thing had the culinary personality of a DMV waiting room. It was like chewing stale cardboard dipped in regret and sprinkled with shredded disappointment. I’ve eaten paper towels more satisfying than this. In short, if you’re craving pizza, go lick a sidewalk instead. Same flavor profile, fewer calories, and a better texture. Thanks for the trauma, Hunt Brothers. I’ll cherish this memory forever—right next to that time I stepped on a LEGO barefoot.