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Let Jess Tell It
Aug 5, 2025
⭐☆☆☆☆ 1/5
Donatos Pizza – Columbus, OH
This was part of a student pizza party at work — a reward for summer school progress. In theory, a great idea. In execution? Felt more like a last-minute purchase to use leftover budget dollars than something celebratory.
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🍕 Pizza
• Delivered on time (around 11:30 AM), but by noon it already tasted like it had been sitting out since sunrise.
• Pepperoni slices had curled into little grease traps, and the cheese had that stiff, plasticky texture you usually only find on lunch trays.
• Even the students seemed underwhelmed — same tired “pepperoni or cheese” routine with no signs of variety or effort.
• If you grew up on Donatos, this might hit a nostalgic nerve. But in this setting? It just felt lazy.
🍗 Wings
• Intended as a treat for the adults, but they showed up confused.
• Texture was all over the place: some were dry to the point of jerky, others were so slick you needed grip strength just to eat without incident.
• Not crispy, not juicy — just somewhere in the middle, and not in a good way.
🥗 Salad
• Looked tired straight out of the container.
• Wilted lettuce, thick slices of pale tomato, and cold pepperoni coins that felt like an afterthought.
• Tried one bite and tapped out. Ended up giving it away after making sure my coworker knew I hadn’t gone past the first forkful.
📦 Delivery & Packaging
• The one highlight: it arrived on time and neatly packaged. Logistics were smooth.
• Everything was labeled, easy to distribute, and ready to go — just not worth going back for.
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💰 Price:
Not applicable here (covered by school), but for the quality, I wouldn’t feel good paying menu price for what was served.
⏱️ Wait Time:
Delivery was punctual — no issues there.
🪑 Seating:
Not dine-in; this was a catered group order for a workplace/school event.
🅿️ Parking:
N/A — delivery only in this case.
♿ Accessibility:
Not reviewed, as this was not an on-site dining experience.
👧🏽 Kid-Friendly?
Yes, but that doesn’t mean they’ll be excited. Even the students looked unimpressed. If you want something fun or memorable for kids, this isn’t it.
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📌 Final Take:
Donatos is a longtime Columbus staple, but nostalgia isn’t enough when the food tastes like an obligation. It was edible, but not enjoyable — and in a setting meant to celebrate students, it missed the mark entirely.
If this is the default catering choice, it might be time to consider switching things up. Even a basic upgrade in quality, temperature, or variety would make a huge difference.
🗣️ Let Jess Tell It — if your pizza party tastes like punishment, it’s not a party.